February 2012
93 posts
WUT
My mum just came in and was talking about my brother getting a tattoo on his forearm and she was all “he designed it himself it’s actually really nice but I wish he would have it somewhere less visible”
I was like, “would you hate it if I got a tattoo then?”
She goes, “No I love tattoos I think they’re really nice I just don’t like ones like on...
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
BARACK OBAMA IS AMAZING.
Just going to put it out there before America is ruined by another fucking half-wit after this wonderful and unexpected breath of fresh air.
